Mommy, Mommy, Mommy - clip of lyrics for audition

As precious little babies it's the first word that they said
Now every time I hear it I wish that I was dead

They scream it in the car, they scream it in the store

They scream it in a tantrum as I drag 'em cross the floor
            MO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OMMY

Timmy's making fun of me, Mommy make him stop

I didn't do it! Did too! Did not!

Shut up! Knock it off! You better cut it out

It's quiet for a second then everybody shouts
            MO-o-o-o-0MMY  Jesse's feet are on my chair

            MO-o-o-o-OMMY  I can't find clean underwear
            I need a drink of water  And I poopied in my jammy

   Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy

COSTCO QUEEN

I bought a microwave and luggage

banana nut chocolate chip muffins at the bakery

(yea, yea, they’re so huge, one muffin could feed two!)

Ate samples of chicken tacquitos

bought a ginormous bag of Doritos in aisle three

(yea, yea, in aisle three, Cool Ranch Doritos from aisle three)

            I can grind 5 pounds of coffee

            and it really turns me on

            the buy a flat screen tv, and paper shredder and a hundred twelve tampons!

                        Cuz I'm a Costco Queen!

                        (Yea, yea a costco Queen)

                        I'm a Costco Queen!

                        (Yea, yea a Costco Queen) 

While waiting for my 1 hour photo

I had a kosher hot dog and a soda for a buck fifty

(yea, yea, it was such a deal, a kosher dog with sauerkraut, such a steal)

Got prescription Valentino glasses

and a bio of Jackie Onasis, formerly Kennedy

(Yea, yea, the first lady, Jacqueline Bouivier?  Kennedy)

            I bought a 60 pound bag of dog food

            and the cutest doggie bed

            and it doesn't matter

            it doesn't faze me

            that we don't have a doggie yet.....but it was so cute!

                        Cuz I'm a Costco Queen!

                        (Yea, yea a Costco Queen)

                        I'm a Costco Queen!

                        (Yea, yea a Costco Queen)

                        Don’t have to show my card

                        They know my name by heart

                        Cuz I’m a gold-member VIP

                        I’m a Costco Queen

When the clock strikes 12 all the vultures come out

and go on the lunchtime samples tour

bagel bites, salmon burgers, guava juice, creme puffs

and then go back for more!!

Had a coupon for a take and bake pizza

got a laptop, a new pair of sneakers and dental floss

(Yea, yea, she's over the top, she's going crazy man, she just can't stop)

Some lawn chairs, flatware, a toaster

Post-its, an armoir and coasters and a pair of shorts

(help, help, she's out of control, she's headed for the giant tub of cookie dough)

            And my cart is overflowing

            I feel guilty now and then

            but I'll just charge it up

            and unload my stuff

            tomorrow I'll be back again

                        Repeat chorus to end!

c2008 Sue Fabisch/Ilene Angel

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